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Lectie de patriotism in vremuri de criza

Lectie de patriotism in vremuri de criza

Friday, November 19, 2010 9:28 PM


SPLENDID, PUR ROMANESC!!!!!



Sa presupunem ca...
Guvernul acorda fiecaruia din noi cca. 100.000 de Roni.

·
Daca cheltuim acesti bani prin hypermarketuri , ei vor ajunge in China .
·
Daca cumparam benzina , vor ajunge la arabi.
· Daca cumparam calculatoare , vor ajunge in India si Hong Kong .
·
Daca cumparam fructe si legume , vor ajunge in Turcia , Spania , Italia , Egipt sau Iran .
·
Daca cumparam autoturisme mici si economice , vor ajunge in Japonia sau Germania .
·
Daca cumparam unul din multele gadgeturi electronice , vor ajunge in Taiwan
...si nu vor ajuta cu NIMIC economia româneasca.

Singura posibilitate de a pastra acesti bani acasa in Romania , este de a-i cheltui pe curve , gustosul vin românesc , sau pe tuica ...deoarece acestea sunt garantat produse autohtone!
Eu asa incerc sa fac!

...Dar e cam greu sa convingi sotia ca fac aceste lucruri numai din patriotism .....



iar eu , mai adaug, daca Guvernul imi da acesti 100000 roni sau euro sau dolari.... eu m-as baga sa mai lucrez 2-3 joburi... si asa voi constata ca dupa ce am platit CASS ca pensionar mai trebuie sa platesc atatea ori CASS, cate joburi am.... mai bine, nu mai iau banii ca tot inapoi se duc, stau acasa si ma uit la Kanal D... hihuhoha !

Traducere din Română în Engleză / by Google translate

"Lesson of patriotism" in times of crisisFriday, November 19, 2010 9:28 PMFrom:"MihaelaTo:Mircea Olaru "

SPLENDID, PUR ROMANIAN !!!!!

Suppose ...
our Government shall grant each of us around 100,000 USD.

· If we spend this money in hypermarkets, they will arrive in China.
· If we buy gas, will go to the Arabs.
· If buy computers, will arrive in India and Hong Kong.
· If we buy fruits and vegetables, will arrive in Turkey, Spain, Italy, Egypt and Iran.
· If we buy small and economical cars will arrive in Japan or Germany.
· If buying one of the many electronic gadgets, will arrive in Taiwan
... And will not help anything ...... Romanian economy
The only way to keep money at home in Romania, is you spend on hookers tasty Romanian wine, or brandy, ... because they are guaranteed to be local products!
I try to do so!
... But it's hard to convince his wife to do these things only out of patriotism!



and I Mircea .... - Add, if the Government gives me these Roni or 100,000 Euros or Dollars .... I'd put me from working 2-3 jobs ... and so you find that after I paid the retired CASS/healthy insurance..., have to pay many times CASS, how many jobs I .... better still do not get their money back they go, stay home and watch kanal 90 / XXX ... hihuhoha!



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